Vampire Mash Up

Today marks week 3 of not smoking, but my pack a day gum addiction is increasing, funny that I do not really have the urge to smoke but I miss the social interaction of smoking, especially at work where I would go out a few times a day to get away, now I feel weird going outside and just standing around chewing my gum. The dreams have gotten a little better, at least they do not start the second I go to sleep, but they are still weird. Last night I dreamt that Sarah Michelle Geller was a vampire and that Pee Wee Herman was the slayer, talk about mashing up the Buffy movie and the series. They were both after me because I had something in my blood that if one side or the other got it would throw off the balance of power. Why are all my dreams lately about people chasing me? Back to the dream, after running and running and running (I sure get a lot of exercise in my dreams) I said the hell with this and I went on the offensive and got some help from Blade (yeah, Wesley Snipes, not the TV show Blade, he sucked). So we Kill Pee Wee while he was searching for me at the movies……at least their was no porn playing on the screen and we got Buffy at a strip club…don’t know why but Blade took the bills that were stuffed in her g-string and we ended up at Tobacco Road to drink some beer. Over beer we decided that we would team up and kill other blood suckers that were destroying Miami. 1st on the hit list was Mayor Giminez, we staked him in the ass with a 9 inch stake, his insurance couldn’t cover it all. We also got Rick Scott, Ozzie Gullien, Norman Braman and all the commissions of both City of Miami and Miami Dade. All in all it was a really nice dream. But when I woke up it was all for not I am still 9% poorer and always looking over my shoulder for the next pay cut.