FREAKING FRIDAY!!!!

Friday’s are supposed to be a preview for the weekend correct? If so, I think I am going to lock myself away for the weekend.

Friday drama! What can I say? Was there a full moon last night? Was their some bacteria leaked into the water supply that I didn’t hear about? Is the pollen floating in the air radiated with toxins? Or is it that I work with some annoying crazy ass people?

But I should had know today was going to be bad from yesterday afternoon, when work is calling me almost at 6pm with a problem.

I have the crazy 3 baby momma chick that has shown up late all this week after begging to have last year off with out pay since she didn’t have anyone to watch her kids. Now I have seen these kids in action and I don’t blame anyone for not wanting to take care of those lil hellions. On top of that I find out that she is on anxiety pills and yesterday she did a $500 transaction in which the customer paid $300 via credit card and was supposed to pay the other $200 in cash, but of course crazy clerk did not collect the money but rung it through the system as she did. So some customer got off with $200 off their ticket. Then this morning she calls in saying she is going to be late again because her daughter wont put on her skinny jeans to go to daycare…..ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!! So she finally comes in at 9:30 and I see her at 9:50am going out for a cigarette. Sweet Baby Jesus, I wish we ran more like private business; I would fire some many fuckers in a heartbeat.

Then on top of all that shit, 4 other idiots that called in sick and these are the excuses
1. Dog is sick….. Just clean up the shit when you get home!
2 & 3. Stomach aches……Drink some Pepto Fucking Besmol and bring your diarrhea ass into work
4. Daughter is sick……Do you really need to take the day off to care for your 26 year daughter?

And the nail in the coffin before 11am is that our resident asshole Judge wants to fire my clerks for practicing law without a license, which means that the stupid asses of Miami come to our windows and ask what do you think will happen in court. Heaven fucking forbid that we have an idea of what usually happens in court since I have been doing this same job for the last 9 years.

Can’t wait for lunch……I think I am going to the liquid diet of Yuengling while staring out at the water. At least I have Pandora on my phone and am listening to metal to match my mood.