Adult Pre-school

This morning I hoped for peace and quiet to catch up on some work…..Boy was I wrong. I should have known that it was going to be a bad day when I almost got side swipped by a bus and almost slipped my coffee…..Bastard, don’t you know that you cant waste coffee at 7:30 in the morning?

I have come to the realization that I am the leader of an adult pre-school…Johnny’s not playing nice, Suzie yelled at me, Mikey smells bad, etc….

By the way in all my future postings, the names have been changed to protect the idiots….I mean the innocents, plus I don’t want to be held liable for any derogatory comments.

So now I have to have a meeting with 60 adult children on how they need to behave towards one another and the public. So I sit at my desk for little less than an hour and pound out a 3 page memo on how they shouldn’t act. But I love my last page which list all the personnel rules that they have been violating which can lead to their dismissal. So now I wait for my boss(es) to approve it and make sure that I made nice with my wording in order not to hurt any of the adultren’s feelings. My staff meeting will be fun on Friday for real.

I see a beer or two or three in my future tonight. Or maybe I will say the hell with it and just drink some rum and watch 6 feet under…..Hmmm, what I could do with some empty land and a shovel with my problematic adultren.

Just another day in the life